The Noobie And The Doobie
The Noobie And The Doobie
Church Comedy VS Cannabis Comedy | Comedian Reese Turner | The Noobie and The Doobie | OTS #12
Reese Turner is a comedian, classic wrestling fan, husband of a Cannabis calendar girl & host of "The Late Night Sesh".
On this episode, Reese joins Timmy & Mj to discuss the incredible "high" of performing live comedy and the comparison between "church" & "cannabis" crowds. They also talk about Reese's early experiences with cannabis, consuming with "intention", the power of community, the amazing theatre that is professional wrestling...and much more! Oh...and they reveal their top 5 wrestlers ever. #LongLiveMadDogVachon
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ABOUT THE PODCAST:
He’s from the Church. She’s from the garden...of Weeden. They’re from different worlds with the same goal. To engage & explore the cannabis culture...from both sides.
Join medicinal user, model & advocate Marijane Baker and non-consumer, former youth pastor & current clean comedian Timmy Boyle for a unique, funny & educational look into the magical, controversial and, for some, forbidden world of weed.
Timmy & Mj (a real life “mixed” couple) bring their cannabis pillow talk into the public domain as well as inviting guests, from inside & outside the weed community, to help educate, entertain & inspire the other noobies & doobies who are tuning in.
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[Music] this podcast is for adults only should
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not be used as a meal replacement and may contain nuts
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[Music] hey everybody and welcome back to another episode of the newbie and the
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doobie my name is timmy i am the newbie mary jane i am the dippy we're very
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excited today to have with us on the spot comedian and host of the late night session on kgl tv reese turner reese how
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are you doing today great man thanks for having me i'm the doobie to be i am also
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a doobie i like that we have to wait we have yet to have on the show another newbie we
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are looking to do that somehow i i just keep getting surrounded by more and more doobies
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i'm sorry that's a bad thing right no it's not a bad thing i'm learning a ton that's wonderful hey uh i was uh i know
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we've already kind of briefly touched on this prior to it going to air here but uh so behind you you got the bruce lee
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there and then on the other side that was the degeneration x right dx baby
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uh which was uh um correct me if i'm wrong um shawn michaels shawn michaels was in dx
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that's right yeah um uh what's uh what's what's big tall dude guy long hair
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he went on to marry mcvince mcmahon's daughter triple h yeah okay those are the only two i think
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because that's not my general i'm hulk hogan you know macho man randy savage generation although i put sean michaels
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and the rock um both in my uh my top five of all time
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what was it though like who else is in that thing and why and why why you know because we got to pick space on our wall
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right it's very important when something goes on your wall there's got to be a reason so who else was in that and why
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are they on your wall okay so indeed degeneration x first i'll start with
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bruce here good old bruce yeah yeah i don't want to forget bruce that was a gift that was a gift to my parents
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before i was born they went back to visit england and my dad's cousin drew that in 15 minutes
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he drew that if you're drawing yeah it is stupid i know it's not even just a drawing it's
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pastel you did it passed out so yeah it's passed out and it's sitting in the room where i smoke a bunch of weed i'm sorry
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but yeah it's about that's awesome yeah he did a great job and then in dx you had sean michaels you had triple h you
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had x-pac you had uh road dog jessie james and badass
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billy gunn that was dx they were the best uh i love them a lot but yeah for
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me wrestling i've watched wrestling since hulk hogan too yeah but now i i still i still watch it
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i still i haven't grown out of it i enjoy watching men in underpants give each other standing 69s
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there's something that's so very like it's erotic it's great it's it's everything it's everything you could
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look for look you know she's flush already you're very good the funny thing about all of it is until he said hulk
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hogan i had no idea what you were talking about that x thing i thought you were talking about was either like a
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video game or a music band or uh and and when he said hulk coconut i was like
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okay it's gotta be wrestling but i didn't watch male soap operas i watched females
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i watched both i had to watch my story uh your mom right yeah i watched the
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coronation street i watched the british soaps so coronation street uh eastenders riverdale oh sorry emmerdale well it's
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not riverdale yeah i don't know but then i also yeah i had to watch wrestling because you know i was a kid who came up
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when hulk hogan was alive yeah you know and the first time you see that stuff it's kind of you're either hooked for
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life or you're not yeah and i've been for i've been to so many events in my life like crazy amount of events not
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just wrestling all different types of events and i have never ever heard a building get as loud as when
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hulk hogan fought the rock at wrestlemania um i've i've watched that footage
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multiple times and that's the one where they originally set out for
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the rock to be the hero and the crowd switched they loved
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went hogan and he if you listen to an interview between uh where both hulk and
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the rock share the same story within the first couple minutes as they're throwing
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each other and pushing each other they're basically rewriting the script because both of them were crowd savvy
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enough to go okay um they're they're not on the rock side here and they switched it up and it was
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one of the most amazing match and you're right it was electric i was there i happened to be there that night that was
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the wrestlemania i went to was wrestlemania 18. because it was in toronto at the sky dome
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and i yeah i've been to like ac dc concerts in like arenas i've been to
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monster truck shows nothing has been as loud i was my ears were almost uncomfortable yeah yeah and that was
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myself doing it i turned into a 13 year old boy all over again like i'd never
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even cared about girls i was just like wrestling like and i was 20 at the time
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reese's the only one in the stadium screaming he's like that's why i'm so loud i got them all those crazy though you
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have no idea like yeah no i i saw i was down there for the wrestlemania with uh hogan and ultimate warrior when
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when when they when hor when warrior won the belt yeah that was huge because that was a
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changing of that was the first real changing of the guard right like logan had held the championship he was
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the heavyweight champion even though he lost it occasionally no one ever not had him as the the peak but that was the
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legitimate change yeah was the face of the he was like the ultimate warrior was like testing to take the belt
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away from him and see how it would work mary jane is so bored with us right now
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i can see it in her eyes she's like this oh really tell me more about the big early man in their underpants well she
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gets to talk about weed all the other times i get to talk about wrestling okay the
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day that i i bring a guest on and we talk about drag queens and stuff like that we'll talk about drag queens they
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got the idea from gold dust dust and run oh oh that guy was creepy
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i don't even know where i was like wait is that that gold before this was a very very disturbing wrestler
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um so before we change topics to bring mj back into this one uh
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on the spot reese turner and i'll give you mine as well top five wrestlers all time i don't care
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if it's just because of style or or wrestling ability or whether there's your favorites okay top five any
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particular order okay okay [ __ ] [ __ ] okay here we go uh chris jericho uh
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number one hard number one with a bullet i don't care about anybody chris jericho number one with a bullet uh uh
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now any order uh macho man randy savage uh ray phoenix
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mr perfect kurt henig oh yeah and i think my fifth
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was road warrior hawk yeah the rogue warriors were because they were a tag team and they came out
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with the spiked shoulder pads and like they're still like their theme song used to start off with
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with hawk saying uh what a rush
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and everybody lost their damn minds i would turn around and punch my dad repeatedly it's like oh my god oh my god
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like it was that was chaos you know that was beautiful to see as a young kid the legion of doom is a highly underrated uh
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um duo they're the best i love i like your list a lot um because there
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were three on there that i don't think would hit very many people's top ten
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when i when i look at i love top 10 lists and stuff like that and i've seen the wrestling list so uh like ray
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phoenix um and uh and kurt henning and that's amazing um so i go i go hogan
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number one no matter what's great i think frank he may not have been the most the
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best wrestler but the charisma and the fact that he literally built this industry
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everybody he brought it into the mainstream for sure yeah he took an industry that was very fringe and
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everybody was like what's this and his his pure his pure ability to understand how to work a crowd
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like to spend ten minutes doing doing this to a crowd and have everybody cheer
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the entire time is one of the most amazing charismatic experiences that i want to witness so i got hogan number
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one he'll never be dethroned then you've got the rock and in no particular order you have you have the
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rock you have steve austin you have the undertaker and you have shawn michaels big boys yeah that's how i that's how i
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put i put together i feel like elaine in that episode with the seinfeld we watched last night i want to play too
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okay i'm going to name five wrestlers that i know love let's hear it oh
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these might be the only five okay hulk hogan hulk hogan no it was it was
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i was gonna say hulk hogan but then i remembered the guy that that um went like this was that
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shawn michaels yeah triple h or triple h they both did it okay okay and um there was
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let's see hogan john cena because he's sexy as [ __ ]
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wouldn't forget him looks like a bad ball yeah i'd sit on his face
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he's trying to follow the rock's path but i don't think he has the same same charisma he's not quite as good watch
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peacemaker though watch peacemaker i just watched that it's his character it's his character from suicide squad
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that he just played okay hbo max made a tv show based on him and he's he's really good and here you
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go mary jane you get to watch him [ __ ] nice and it's like you get to see like
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sigh you get all the way side ass of john cena like rhythmic side ass so
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that's the thing i don't know if i want to see that because i would like to be surprised when i see it in person now i know what
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i have to be watching tonight thank you very much for that um okay so yeah you got rock got john cena who else do
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you know john cena sweetheart there was that steve austin the three austin 316 guy
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um and then mad dog that shot okay you were old school oh wow i'm
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actually i'm actually related to mad dog and that's the only reason i
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know like how how are you related um so i'm like
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13th generation canadian and if you go back it's the vashon family and if in my
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family tree if you look at it i'll show it to you that's amazing so like you're also that means you're
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also i guess related to luna vashon uh who was gold dust's valet briefly
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we came full circle already 11 minutes and we got we did a complete circuit
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that's awesome what that's amazing yeah that's pretty cool i didn't learn i didn't know that we could
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pretty much end it here that's the royal the royal family of french canadian wrestling i'm just gonna go ahead and
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just take off quick okay you think i would know more about wrestling you got to start looking into it now
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it's like the vashons were a big deal yeah that if that's your family line you need to look into it i am more upset i'm
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more like disappointed about the fact that we sold the snack cake company
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yeah well you know this the snack cake company doesn't mean you have to get thrown off a ladder every once in a while you know the wrestling kind of
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family you might get thrown off a ladder i don't blame you my buddy walter my
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co-host actually fun fact my co-host on the late night sesh walter lin was the face
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briefly of veshon snack cakes when they did a campaign to celebrate their birthday i made i made a gif of walter
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in an all brown suit dancing around playing every insta it's [ __ ] great that's great
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i want to see that i'm going to send it to you guys when i please do okay yeah definitely do that
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it's phenomenal so we get to the important stuff well i want to know i think we were at the
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important stuff but okay we'll we'll go down a different a different road well we've only known reese just a short
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period of time that is correct and uh i mean i know you're probably so the last event we went to it's funny
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every time i go out for a joint reese was always there you know the heavy stoners when every time you go out the
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same people are always standing out there so i feel you i didn't go inside [Laughter]
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well you've been smoking for obviously long enough but i want to know tell me your first time you got high
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first time i got high i was 13. okay i was 13 years old and there's this older kid on the street
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and you're such a [ __ ] nerd now that i think about it bro but for real like okay he was like 16 or 17 and like
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there's a bunch of us at 13 and he's like yo i got something in my pocket and if
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you guess what it is you can have it and i was like that's where you run as a young boy
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i'm the gullible type you pull up with a white van and tell me there's ice cream and candy inside you are in that truck i've already tied myself up i'm like
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yeah let's go like sir why is there a hole in your pocket
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sure sir why is this ice cream cone just your dick i'm not gonna stop but i'm just asking the questions
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no like uh yeah so like the guy was like guess what it is like and then like i was like i don't know
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and i guess and then i ended up getting it and then he just gave us the weed so we smoked it that was your first time
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ever smoking yeah like me and like three of my friends on this [ __ ] street and were like like a prize i was like weed but it
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tasted like it was garbage weed like like sticks and stems and [ __ ] seeds
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and [ __ ] with with some leaf and [ __ ] there you know we're like this we're like oh i'm so
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high you know it was but it was one of those times that it's like i'll remember
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but i don't think i really got high the first time i got good in proper high i was at my buddy's house and he made
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these little pipes out of m m mini containers like okay the guy was like the definition of
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a macgyver smoker you know what i mean yeah i think i think you're all macgyver's you guys finally just smoked things out of anything but this guy was
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like made a whole thing like he engineered this contraption and i was like holy [ __ ] yeah let's get ripped so
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we got really stoned in his at his house and then i spent the afternoon just whipping him at blades of steel hockey
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blades of steel yeah i i think the cumulative score over six games was 64
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to three right i went hard on him and i'm just like he didn't want to play me at this game
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like when you get high you get really into video games you know what i mean it's it becomes better than a movie so
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yeah i think that about everything when you get really high this is why when i said
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i need to join and then to do something because i feel like i can focus more i can live i'm in it so yeah you were in
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that game yeah number one i have the patience for more things when i'm not and it's always been that
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way so like some people are like oh that's just cause you smoke weed now and when you don't smoke weed you're quicker to anger and i'm like [ __ ] did
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you know me before i smoke weed when i smoke i would have taken your shoes if you looked at me the wrong way
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you know what i mean i'm so much better now that i do that and they're like oh okay fine
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what is the definition of could you i don't even know if exactly what you said now true true and proper high like so
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there's a difference between that and being high so well what i don't what is that moment i don't get high anymore
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like that those days are gone you know what i mean where i get good and proper like oh my god i'm wrecked i can't move
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i can't move all i can do is laugh good and proper high yeah i would like to equate it to orgasms if i can yeah yeah
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you busted the biggest nut yeah it's still like you get high now like it feels good still
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you're still you're still good but to get good and proper high is to get these yeah you're getting a railroad
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tall but but but you don't get a chance to experience that anymore like like like you just
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your your body's so conditioned i don't i don't use cannabis to really get high it's not like the reason why i
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really use it you know what i mean like i can understand if people were using it to get good and proper high but i
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personally don't like getting that high right but i don't like being out of any kind
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of out of control of my faculties saying that that's why i i wanted nothing to do with it yeah so just so you know timmy
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this happened to all of us like re said i got good and proper high but that was in the beginning because our body was
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still like what is this what is all this stuff that you're putting in me i like it what is it let's get some food a lot yeah
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exactly but yeah so like now it's like i it's better for me than coffee at
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keeping me alert and awake um uh i'll take it before like a long i want to be awake
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stretch it's a i'll smoke a j if i start to feel sleepy [ __ ] smoke a j let's let's have a quick joint you know what i
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mean and then i'm up it's it's one of those things and that's why i also try not to smoke cannabis unless i'm going
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to be out for the night i try not to consume cannabis after eight okay because then it [ __ ] up my sleep a
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little bit and like i can't get to sleep and it's not his sound asleep for me so we we've been talking a lot lately
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even with some of the other people we've been interviewing about the the concept of having a purpose to smoking
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that that a lot of people have this have developed this intentional smoking and then there's a whole bunch of people out
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there that you know whatever they don't they don't know anything about it it's just what they do they're trying to get the you know the proper high whatever it
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might be but hearing about this intention is important for people like me who used to believe that everybody was
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just literally just wasting away their life and the more i hear about this intention
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the more it's intriguing to me well some people use with intention to get high like well that could be the intention
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yeah yeah it honestly it's like anything right you're gonna have people that are gonna abuse a substance and just just do
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that and that's everything for them you can have that with literally anything you know what i mean but i found that the majority of people
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that i know excuse me that use cannabis are pretty driven ambitious folks that tend to kind
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of take that idea that we all used to have and kind of get it out of the way you know that i
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myself it's like i i do consume cannabis when i'm on stage i play up the cannabis a lot
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right but it's like but it's like you know i run my own small business i work for a company it's like i i'm i'm
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one of the hardest working people that i know you know yeah and it's just uh it's one of those
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things that i think the more people are familiarized with it and the more that they see the broader community at large they
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start to see that it's not just what we thought it was you know what i mean like i used to be scared i used to be scared behind me when i was younger i'd
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be like man these guys are gonna [ __ ] jump me and now i'm like man these guys are gonna [ __ ] feed me it's great you
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know what i mean it's you just your perception changes with the knowledge that's all it is exactly anything and
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there are going to be people in any community that of course are like oh why do i have to be the same
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[ __ ] associate why am i associated with this person through our you know that's what it is so do you do you then
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consume do you consume prior to a stand-up comedy performance prior to the late
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night sesh is that part of your prep to to perform well i consumed during the
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late night sesh as well like right like much like i'm doing now uh because when i was a little bit
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younger not too young not too young when i was in my 20s i broke my tailbone
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um and i still kind of when i sit for a long period of time especially on a
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harder surface my back starts to get really really bad and this helps uh this helps with with
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that you know so i had a medical cannabis unfortunately i think let it lapse i do need to get it re-redone
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but that's why it was medical for for so long was because i have to man because if i have to sit
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down i'm like ah [ __ ] i stand up like i'm 62 years old and i'm only in my 30s
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so you know that you broke your tailbone yes that's correct okay so um
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i i semi sorta can relate not because i broke my tailbone but because um i
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i was diagnosed uh like a couple years ago with uh chronic coccydynia
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you know the coccyx sounds like a dirty joke you're about you're setting me up for a dirty joke i'm not bad i'm not i'm
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not okay i'm not i'm not but uh the doctor after doing x-rays um because i was like
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you i couldn't sit for a long prayer like i'm like what is going on and like what happened
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um apparently my coccyx which is my tailbone is bent
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and the way it it when i sit on it if they ask me they kept asking me did you break it did you fall did you hurt
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yourself did you like what did you do i said i didn't do any i don't remember doing anything
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but um that's the best answer you could give i don't [ __ ] know you're the doctor like i remember i they made me
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sit on a donut yeah
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not an actual like food donut you know no yeah i know the donuts i'm very acquainted with those donuts
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uh i had to ride around with that donut for a while and i used to work in like the heart of
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montreal's fashion and hot district of women and men everybody who was super
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attractive was in that area working and i'd get there for work and i'd reach back into my car in front of a group of
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tens you know what i mean not eights [ __ ] tens and i'd reach into my car and come back out with that hemorrhoid
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pillow and be like it's for a butt yeah and then i'd walk away and then
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like you know i'd make them laugh and just leave but that was so i'm like oh it's so [ __ ] embarrassing they're gonna think i have like i have anal
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fissures or something right it's like i broke my i broke my back if you want to be technical about it but
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see it's a lot easier for a girl because i could just be like play it off it's like yeah i was a little rough last night i should have done that
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i love playing in that dynamic it's fun to do that and people like this cause like i'm a big dude and when you
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say that it's like oh my god it's like yeah picture like a chihuahua and a great thing [Laughter]
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and then they get even better than you walk away it's the best yeah was that is montreal your hometown
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no i'm actually from ontario but i moved to montreal and i spent 14 years out there
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why did you move ah i needed to change what i was doing i was starting to go
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down a path that might have gotten me into some trouble okay and i'm like let's extradite myself from this
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situation and then thank you so much and then we went to montreal and then i had a great
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time and i loved it a lot and i'd still be in montreal honestly if it wasn't for kobe
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oh really yeah we weren't planning on coming back yeah i had a small business out there and everything and it was
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great and then kovac came and it was just like this hey you know your dreams and [ __ ]
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[ __ ] your dreams man that's pretty much what happened and then i had to come back and i worked in construction for a
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while and i just quit that so i'm happy about that that's nice so why wait so why was there
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not construction in montreal why i didn't watch construction in montreal i had a production company in montreal i
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did photo and video for large corporate events and i did large weed events and stuff like that and i
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was able to make my living off producing shows covering other people's shows and then doing videos for colleges and other
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companies and like most of the stuff i did was like corporate retreats but nobody was doing corporate retreats so
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you can hold on for so long but once yeah their work's off the table for a year you're like
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oh no oh [ __ ] no oh there goes my my savings is gone
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okay i gotta get a truck and go home so then we got a truck and we went home and who who is we
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you're my wife my lovely wife caitlyn nice yes lady kids yeah i've been with her for now
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[ __ ] like 16 years almost i think since i was 21. i was 20. i just wanted i want
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to give a shout out um for miss uh august right august yeah she's missed august in the
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cannabis she's she's got the she's got the she's showing off the pipes in that calendar i
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believe oh she can beat the [ __ ] out of me if she wants that's what i like it's like she's a big lady she's five ten you know i like
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she's an amazon i got like i'm a big man six two she's five ten our kid's gonna
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be six foot seven yeah that's right she's gonna play starting center for the la lakers she's gonna be great nice now
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i haven't i was trying to figure out the exact math there would you have met her in montreal or do you meet her here in toronto you better i met her here
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i met her here before we left we actually went to montreal together uh and it was beautiful out there we loved
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it yeah we got married out there we had our kid out there well you must be glad not to be there
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now oh yeah right now like right now it's you know what to be honest it's like
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most of this place sucks you know like i'm just happy that i'm with my family yeah which is good it's like i spent a
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lot of time away from my family and i'm glad and now that i'm back with them i've come to realize like we do it wrong
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you know what i mean instead of trying to split off and be our own thing from our family what are we [ __ ] dumb
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you know like we think we're better than thousands of years of [ __ ] evolution when we live in huge groups and tribes
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why wouldn't you stay with your people you know what i mean if it's on the table stay with your [ __ ] people man
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because like you look like there's a solid foundation that's just not there when you're by yourself
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like legit as soon as all of this happened a group of my friends and i got together and i was like
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you think about selling your house let's all like sell our houses let's let's get together and pool all our money and buy
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a massive house and we'll just all live together and this was at the time when the government said you couldn't see
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anybody outside of your own household we were like [ __ ] that we're just going to buy a big house and i'll just live
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together why not yeah [ __ ] get them on the land tax too instead of them getting to stick you four times for property tax
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they can only stick you once right yeah well i understand i understand you know your
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whole that whole thing of like watching your business kind of go down like i i was you know i was touring you know regularly making
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a living off of comedy for 10 years and then to have it bottom out like this for two years but in the same process
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um and i hope a lot of people have had a chance to do this and maybe it sounds like you have you have that sort of
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cerebral look of of understanding kind of the overall picture but
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i've really understood like i was traveling so much and as much as i enjoyed it
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um when i got back and over the last two years been focusing on my health and eating patterns i realized that the
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damage that i was doing to my body i was i was a lone wolf constantly i was always you know i had traveled with the
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occasion you know with one or two other people but it was a very very solitary existence and i don't mind that but i
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had a chance to examine you know what i was doing how i was doing it i was seeing all the financial
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issues that i didn't do well which actually you know contributed that when covett came in you can't plan for
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pandemics but i wasn't i hadn't built my i hadn't built my business you know to
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to or diversify enough to handle any sort i figured i was going to be performing in front of people for the
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rest of my life nothing's going to change yeah like who imagined that events were just gonna like
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yeah like it just didn't make any sense to me so i plan you know i'm you know i'm pivoting now and i've changed a lot
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of stuff and i'm gonna do performance and and value of who you are and i wanted to ask you about this in
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particular about your value as a performer because the arts get so undervalued and i i undervalued myself
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um as a as a comedian for so long because i just i just desperately wanted each gig just to pay my bills
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and i've realized that no no i i'm done i'm done doing that like i'd much rather take even less gigs get paid value um
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then then to beg people to you know say okay yeah i'll do it for less oh yeah it's a fundraiser that's fine oh
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wait a minute how much money are you making at that fundraiser yeah i'm the one on your poster and you spent five times as much on the food that's not on
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your poster yeah and so it really it just really challenged me and i just saw all the things that i had done wrong in
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in all of that and like what's your story in comedy like like a lot of this is like giving me
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[ __ ] ptsd flashbacks bro like like it is like that's why i started
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honestly i started producing a lot more myself because i wasn't satisfied with what i was seeing even at the club level
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what they're paying is the [ __ ] early 90s rates how are you going to tell a headliner that that's that can come and
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fill your club night after night after night that they're only worth two hundred dollars or whatever a show two hundred to four hundred dollars a show
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that's insane you know what i mean like so what i did was it's like especially fundraisers if you're an organization
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looking to raise money you better be willing to spend at least five to seven hundred dollars on your
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headliner on your own that's a min that's a minimum that's a yeah that's a bare bones minimum yeah
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you know what i mean like but like you have to be prepared to because that's those guys will come in and you
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don't i was what i would do and i was i would do this a lot i would book a showcase
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style show for for a fundraiser so my headliner's only pulling a 20-minute set
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but my headliner's going to walk out with 600 dollars in their pocket my middle is going to pull a 15-minute
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set my middle is going to work walk out with 400 in their pocket you know what i mean and i paid accordingly everybody
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walked out with a good share of money the problem is younger comics would come in and they don't know the lay of the
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land and then the people who run these things approach them and then next thing you know that show
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that i'm talking about that everybody got paid and we raised the organization in one night we'd raise them between 10
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and 17 000 in the night yeah okay they switched they went with these
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younger comics uh that now nobody's getting paid at all hardly what they were the last show they
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raised a whopping seven hundred and eighty two dollars yeah you know what i mean it's like
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i think there's a skill set there's there's two very different skill sets between producing a
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show and performing at a show and a lot of people think that they have both and they don't some people do have both
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you know what i mean but some people they just it's crazy to watch and it's very frustrating because when you watch other
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people come in and devalue the whole art form by saying i'll come in and do it for a few [ __ ] drink tickets you're
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like oh my god i don't even drink what the [ __ ] give me yeah cover my gas
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and they're like no we got two beers it's like okay good [ __ ] can i sell these to somebody
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yeah well it's so frustrating to see as you go we have to value our art we have
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to and people don't that's the problem we're willing to step on our own [ __ ] parents to get stage time half these
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people and what and and you and we know just because of i mean science has
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proved it all over the place one of the number one fears beyond death is standing in front of people
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telling stories and the ability to communicate uh in front of a crowd it scares scares
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you know 95 of the population and they still go there's still this sense of
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like i can do that it's like white no you you can't do that and you probably won't um but that that
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kind of gets in the way so i like honestly one of the things i love to hear as a
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performer is somebody when they come up to me after a show and they're like man you made me want to try it
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and then i'm like this invite me to your first show please
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and that's it i'll go and i'll watch i went i went i watched so many people some people good i'm glad you started
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your journey man but some people ate [ __ ] they're like yeah it's a lot easier
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to be the funny guy in your friend's circle and the funny guy at your job yeah it's
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a lot different to be funny for a room full of strangers that don't know your inside jokes they don't know you're inside baseball
32:53
those references don't play here you know it's a very different ball game i was never that guy in my group i'm not
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the loud [ __ ] boisterous guy that has everybody in my friend group roland i've got a friend like that he's the drunk in
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the group he gets drunk all the time we laugh our asses off you know what i mean but on stage he can't do what i he he
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gets on piss himself well i use i used to be that guy my mom my mom has
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repeatedly said um to my own uh um heart hurt that you know i was the most
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annoying kid in the world because i always needed to be center stage and people but people now
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often would never know and i never i never answer the question when people say what do you do for a living because like the moment you say comedian they're
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like you know tell jokes and stuff so i'm usually the guy now sitting in the corner looking for a one-on-one conversation for the entire night
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right and then and which makes it great when you go into an event and you get invited to the dinner before the event you sit
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at the table and you talk to everybody and then they're like ladies and gentlemen and you walk to the stage and everyone with the table's eyes go why
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did they realize they just told you a bunch of stories that you're now about to share in front of the crowd yeah yeah that
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became more uh for me like we started to do that more during this whole backyard show stuff it's like i find myself in
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somebody's backyard with a bunch of people and like somebody sure enough just thinks i'm somebody else's friend and they're like oh yeah i'm gonna let
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him like this all right man i'll see you like five minutes yeah
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yeah yeah you go on just having a good time you're like man have you guys met jeff oh buddy i think jeff's got
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something wrong with his dick you know it's so much fun like i i love it i love
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i miss that that's something i miss i miss people i miss crowds like doing this and doing doing shows
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in a room by yourself but talking to people is different well people have said people have said
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oh the future of comedy now is going online i'm like if you believe that you've never been in a live crowd like
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for a comedy experience not a chance in the world if it's also the future of comedy please i'm going to get off the ride now
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exactly yeah i'll find other things to do too yeah i honestly it's the drug man i wanted to do it since i was a kid i
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remember in mississauga there used to be a yuck yucks up on dixie road and i used to sneak into yuck yucks
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underage all the [ __ ] time i'd sneak into yuck yucks to go watch comedy because i [ __ ] loved it so much
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i love i loved watching that [ __ ] i go and smoke weed and then sneaking back and trying to like smoke the comics
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after and [ __ ] and then i got to work that same yuck yucks for a weekend opening for a british comic named james
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mullinger and by god like that's like that is like i mainlined the best drugs on the planet
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like straight into my forehead you know what i mean that's it it's the best there's nothing like being in front of a hot [ __ ]
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crowd where stuff you're saying is hitting where you feel like you can just get up in front of a group of people and jingle
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your keys and they'll laugh like that kind of hot crap oh my god it's the best and
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yeah nothing that we're doing like this it comes close
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that's what i told people too about why you know like like i never never felt the urge to
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to drink do drugs whatever it might be because people never understood that even back before i did it as a
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profession finding that outlet to to make people laugh and to get that thing that was
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that was a high and an experience that i didn't think i like that was my escape
36:20
that was my ability you know take 10 minutes in front of a group of people and tell a funny joke that has everybody
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howling i've just escaped life at that point i've gone into a different realm yeah you know and so that that was my i
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guess my drug um and i'm still addicted to it to this day that i ripped a fat dab of
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i love it laughter you um do you use you i think you mentioned earlier the uh you
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know you really kind of uh push up the cannabis in your act is cannabis the foundational element of
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your act no the fact of a father is okay but then yes oh yeah then i play
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the cannabis into it a lot because i like playing the justice the kind of juxtaposition of being the dad but also
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being like i don't know i i enjoy the character that i play on
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stage but it is it is very much i would say it's an element and this has actually cost me some club work actually
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i didn't want to come up and say it but the fact that i joke about cannabis so often is actually cost me a club dick the guy told me it's like
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you joke about weed too much and i was just like but i don't though i've got like four
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jokes that are about weed sure they come in like cornerstone moments of my set one of my sets yeah
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but man you can't argue with the results it gets it hits it always hits why why
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would you hey you've got guys coming up talking about doing strippers and doing cocaine out of a stripper's [ __ ]
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why why can't i talk about smoking a [ __ ] joint and [ __ ]
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forgetting things why can't i do that like that's yeah that's that's not an image you want to put forward but yeah
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yeah let's let's you know do the other thing a bunch you know the whole the whole issue everyone's got those levels
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the whole issue um everyone's got those levels of um like it's sad that cannabis
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is uh is at that kind of like like you said both below some some incredibly
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uh deep and disgusting maybe you know a level of sexual humor um you know but
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like because because me just talking about cannabis uh my in my world me just talking on this show and being a pro
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cannabis um i've lost church kids just from me talking about it not even
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in the show people who used to book me constantly won't book won't book me in
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the future because i don't you know so my show could be completely exactly how it was before
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they booked me all the time because of that but because i talked about cannabis outside of that
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um i lose gig so it's amazing that that that it's there's that sigma is so radically embedded you know how i know
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i'm a piece of [ __ ] wow i would 100 just be i'd be [ __ ] with
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him so hard i'd be like hey why you know that god is considered infallible correct you guys consider god infallible
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yeah he doesn't make mistakes he made weed man you put it here on the [ __ ] planet he
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doesn't make mistakes it's here it's because he put it here you guys are drinking wine every sunday
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shut up you're a [ __ ] weirdo that's what i would have done i get so mad about that
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because it is it's a natural thing this is a plant it's a wheat it grows from the earth in which he the lord above has
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sown for us to enjoy much like pigs and [ __ ] cows and tree palm trees he put
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it here you know like yeah what are we doing why is the hate especially in the religious community the oil that he was
39:44
anointed in might have been cannabis oil cannabis it was very well known to be in the
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region in the time period you know what i mean it's like what are we talking about you know well i'm i'm
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blown away by the fact i mean to me it's it seemed obvious and i knew i knew that it could happen for me when i when i
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went into this realm but it's astounding for me to hear that you've lost club work because in my
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in my perception and especially coming from the world that i came from i would assume cannabis would be absolutely on
40:13
the table in the point in the country it isn't some it was just this one particular one and i was very disappointed in it and i felt that there
40:19
were other underlying reasons that they weren't comfortable expressing such as i had previously worked for the other club
40:25
in that city okay uh but they were they they used the weed thing uh but it's just like honestly man it's
40:32
i'm known as that guy i'll bring a crowd of weed heads through that'll come watch the show they'll have a great time they'll buy food they might even buy
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drinks but don't like houses they'll buy food they will definitely buy food they'll tip well you know what i mean
40:45
and they won't be disruptive like drugs yeah they won't tip over right yeah exactly
40:50
so it's like this is a demographic that i think is being shunned i think people like joe baker puff mama uh who i have
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on my show later tonight um yeah she's a wonderful person and she ran underground which is a comedy venue
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slash cannabis establishment and it was [ __ ] legendary i loved that place the front
41:10
of the the place was a head shop and then you just walked through the wall in the back pretty much i didn't even know
41:16
it was there the first time if if i wasn't taken there by val from
41:21
shatterizer i would have swore that it was just um a little i had exactly a hedgehog and
41:28
and she was like no no we want to keep going you know like oh yeah okay you
41:33
know and we went in the back and i was like like you go down that long little like hallway or whatever and i'm like
41:39
this is cool yeah but yeah definitely we as cannabis consumers that's the
41:45
thing that people don't understand is we like to do other things other than just smoke weed we want to go to movies we
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want comedy we want all this stuff just let us smoke our way exactly let us ingest our cannabis man
41:58
and if you know it's a cannabis friendly establishment don't come in if you don't smoke cannabis right you know that right don't come in
42:04
and complain or wear a mask yeah wear a mask man [ __ ] come on they're not gonna let they're not gonna let people in buildings with
42:10
masks on that's a security risk we know that but yeah honestly it's for me it's like
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it's it's it's so weird it is such a weird kind of attitude that we have towards cannabis
42:23
uh that needs to well it will be hopefully it'll be kind of rectified in the coming
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coming years but right now it's still kind of like cool what are we doing yeah
42:33
what do you find in the um like putting together uh events in the cannabis space
42:40
and like mj was just saying you know um one thing that people i don't think fully understand is that cannabis people
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like cannabis people um it's it really is it's just people who
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happen to use cannabis that they they don't only watch and listen to things
42:58
that are 24 7 cannabis they watch regular movies they watch regular tv they go to regular events they go to
43:04
sporting events they just happen to consume and i've often thought as a comedian
43:09
um people have often said to me like as a clean comedian they're like oh you know they ever go somewhere and they're
43:14
like why didn't you do more dick jokes and it's like you know what if you're funny
43:19
but i got people most time to come up to me at the end of my shows and go you know i really enjoyed that and can i
43:25
just ask you did you not swear at all it's almost like they were so enjoying the show and then at the end the light
43:30
goes on and i'm thinking that's where in the cannabis community right it's like yeah it's like yeah exactly you know
43:37
it's like people be like wait a minute hold on did you did you not even tell us anything about cannabis be like nope i
43:43
really enjoyed that it's like surprise surprise well that's it i don't think if you if you work on only one thing i
43:49
don't think it's going to work in any kind of thing you know yeah i
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one of them is funny cannabis audiences are notoriously hard to perform for
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uh because um they're just they're more number one i feel so a bit
44:07
more self-conscious with their laughter um they don't want to kind of be they don't want to be picked on as much
44:12
because they're worried that it's they talk that they're going to get spoken to and they'll sound stupid there's like a
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lot of there's like a lot of hesitation that you get performing in front of them but i've been performing in front of them for so long that you learn how to
44:25
get to them and if you can get to a weed crowd you can perform to a regular crowd
44:30
and knock it out of the ballpark and it doesn't always have to be weed stuff i joke about like yeah i said i
44:35
got like four things that are really explicitly about cannabis in a 20-minute act
44:42
you know what i mean and they're relatively short bits but they are pretty key bids yeah but but they work you know what i
44:48
mean i liked them a lot i liked writing them like i tell a callback joke uh well i tell a joke about callbacks
44:55
which is which is essentially just me repeating the same joke three times and then in between pretty much saying
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my wife gets mad because that's not a call back she just says i get too stoned before the sets and it's drug abuse you
45:07
know and i just kind of repeat that and i i say it twice in a row and then like after the first line they
45:13
pop the second time they pop large after that i repeat that and i'm like oh yeah
45:19
and then i just keep with the joke again and then like i tell the whole joke through again clean through and like i
45:25
get them going again and again and again and then i'm like ah and then i like look around
45:30
and then i start to joke again and then they go again i'm like oh thank you so much and that's all i might said sometimes
45:36
you know just what it kind of works and it plays off and then sometimes people will give me weed after the show and that's nice
45:43
that's why i it's funny i've often compared throughout uh the time that mj and i've been together
45:49
even on the show now about the things that i saw in the church community and
45:54
the things i see in the cannabis community and when you said that cannabis crowds are like notoriously
45:59
hard to perform for i say the same thing about church crowds people like to say oh church crowds that
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would be so easy and it's like no no because when you go when you stand
46:10
where their pastor stands behind the pulpit and they are sitting in the same
46:17
seat that they sit every sunday and they've been conditioned to just watch not speak watch that's
46:25
amazing um yeah and they a lot of them don't watch comedy in general because
46:30
because the clean comedy is so rare so they're not comedy savvy yeah and yeah and i'm like i'm like you think
46:37
you think going to the club is harder than the church i i disagree i said there is a there is a crowd who is
46:42
looking up there and going what's this pastor got to say to us today and then you've got to make them laugh
46:49
and uh so i'm interested i don't think i've performed very many times in front of a cannabis crowd unless a lot of the
46:55
church people i've been performing from are secret cannabis users which are no they're on hills those are pills timmy
47:01
you did you did one cannabis uh friendly show in front of the canvas crowd at the lounge we didn't do the lounge called
47:07
kelly's green lounge timmy is not used to like he's not used to cannabis people and what your set was like an hour a
47:13
little over an hour yeah i was like no no too long we had to go in and out
47:19
they're like we gotta smell them halfway through i'm like you got these guys like in the front row like acting like oh i gotta
47:26
smoke some weeds tell us that you guys can't see it from nowhere
47:31
to the door yeah i love it uh honestly it's like when it comes to
47:36
like ken it's so tough to keep to to keep them going and that's why like people like mike rita are so
47:42
[ __ ] impressive it was like this guy could just go up and just talk he could just go up and just talk and he's got he
47:48
holds court in in weed rooms like he holds court in clubs he just he's very good at getting people into
47:54
their and he learned that skill in weed rooms because they were so hard yeah you know and it's
48:00
it's a point it's a wild thing to kill in the weed room you feel like that i've done it
48:06
i've done it i've reached the top of the mountain take me out now take me out back put two in the back of my head i don't need to do anything else but there
48:12
are so many comics though that are scared to death of tough rooms and small crowds and all
48:21
you know they're saying we need the perfect environment and i'm constantly trying to put myself in environments and rooms
48:26
one of my favorite pictures that i've posted online is me of performing sitting on a stool beside someone's
48:33
refrigerator because i did this house show in their kitchen and mo you know to me it was it was it
48:38
was exhilarating because it is tough to get you know five people in a kitchen you know to really get that energy going
48:44
into and all that and to me it's like i seek those things out so i'm looking forward to performing in front of some
48:50
more cannabis crowds and stuff because i think that's that's how we improve as performers put ourselves in those tough
48:55
rooms yeah well that's why exactly and that's why like these grizzled kind of road dog comics can kill in any room
49:01
it's because they've been everywhere they've they've talked to people of different sensibilities they've talked to urban
49:06
toronto folks and they've talked to rural [ __ ] saskatchewan folk that's the best thing and i
49:12
you're the clean comic i swear like it's part of my everyday vocabulary i apologize that's because i come from
49:17
cockney folks working class no worries we swear it's like saying the word
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you know that's just what we do you know um but it's funny we also grew up kind of around the church
49:28
uh but the anglican church uh so catholic light okay yeah so you're like you're allowed to swear there anyway we were allowed to
49:34
swear like we could like you know get like a little bang i think i don't know i wasn't i wasn't good
49:41
but we went actually if i drove by that church today and i was like oh we used to go
49:46
there but yeah where is that it's in mississauga it's in streetsville okay oh
49:52
cool yeah it's a nice little town so yeah it's a weird kind of thing and uh it's a great thing for a lot of
49:58
people and i understand the need for it you know and it's a tough it's a tough world to navigate alone
50:04
and it gives a lot of people that sense of community that they need and also in terms of like the comedy
50:11
stuff it must be hard because you don't know what certain people find to be what you can joke about i once
50:18
performed in this italian hall and i made a joke about jesus once and i felt
50:23
the holy fury directed upon me like saint michael and everybody came
50:29
down and just care bear stared a hole through my chest like i i've never like you know when a
50:36
room goes negative quiet yes yeah like it got that i was like this oh i [ __ ] up here
50:42
in my head i'm like i [ __ ] up i forgot where i was [ __ ] and then i had couldn't get him
50:48
back and i had a comedian i had a club comic years ago who because we used to leave open
50:55
spots on the circuit tour that i was producing and uh he was like he wasn't clean but he
51:01
wanted to try being clean and i said okay so i said it's dangerous though because when you get into that rhythm
51:08
and if you if if you're used to dropping an f-bomb in this particular spot and you've been doing it for three four or
51:13
five years it's it's tough so he he chose me the clip of the stuff
51:19
he wants to try and i said okay you know you know and he seemed he was professional i and i to this day i i'm
51:25
sure he's professional but when when we got there we there was this room of about i don't know 25 elderly church
51:33
women and he gets up there and at one point in the joke he normally
51:40
says jesus christ now you you that that's like the ultimate swear word like you could drop an f-bomb and it wouldn't
51:46
be as bad as as using jesus christ as a swear word right in a church setting so he gets to that
51:53
point in which he had told me over and over again i don't worry about it i'm going to switch up the word i'm going to switch up the word but he was on a roll
51:58
the women were really liking them and he says jesus christ in the in the swear thing
52:04
the it was it was the most amazing thing was at the end of it he hid in the back room he wouldn't he
52:11
wouldn't come out and i had all of these sweet elderly women coming up to me
52:16
going where where is he will he come out i just tell him that we know it was a split we knew it was a slip up he was
52:23
very funny we know he didn't mean it and and i told him at the end i said i said look this is how hard it is to try to
52:30
switch between you know clean and i said but you just today you hit
52:35
um the most forgiving jesus-like crowd who
52:41
who sat there and said you know what he didn't mean that in the in a bad way that would and it was it was the most it
52:46
was most beautiful thing for me to see that crowd react like that but he was he was devastated and it's it's hard it's
52:52
hard if you've tried to got you have a clean set in your pocket and a dirty set in your pocket tell the story about the
52:59
comedian who told the joke about changing diapers and somebody complained that that was a dirty joke oh yeah the
53:05
even even clean comedy has has these lines like a dirty diaper it was a dirty
53:10
[ __ ] he didn't even say pooper [ __ ] yeah a father who because guys like to smell
53:16
things so he was saying that guys you know put their finger in pull it out yep it's dirty
53:22
and someone said that was that was unclean they're like we thought you said this was a and so even when people talk
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about cleaning they are not clean yeah yeah
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that's it it's hard to do man it's really clean comedy has got to be hard yeah i i
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don't i i don't think i could do it because i swear too much it's just too
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much of like who i am you know what i mean and that's what you have to be as a comic
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right yeah or else it's inauthentic and i believe that a big tentpole of of com
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a good uh like thing is that is to be authentic and when you're authentic in
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your writing and you're authentic in your delivery or with your crowd you get those kind of benefits and
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i i would have such a hard time i don't think i have three jokes that i could tell in that room
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maybe the joke about beating up kids can i tell that joke yeah that's not dirty yeah right
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listen that was a that was a staple of religion for centuries beating up kids i should be able to tell it
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that's right but yeah i mean that's i mean that's what the thing the thing though and i tell try to tell people is
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like there is no you know clean isn't better than dirty cannabis comedy isn't better than this company it's all about
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you know being be you be authentic find your crowd and and
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and know your audience and ultimately it comes down to funny is funny and if if you're in a room
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be aware of the room you're in uh and the professional comics and not just professional guys who make money i
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think that that's a very low level of what's called professional professional comics who have actually experienced
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multiple rooms like you're saying have dealt with various people who know how to adapt to the room itself not just
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know how to perform the material wow like hogan and the rock
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actually call back as a we're nice full circles
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um this is a good thing here just see it just as a point of reference uh
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alt wrestlers are the greatest live performers um ever they can they
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they literally get hit with real live chairs they have to adapt on the fly if
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they break an ankle they got to stay in character um all of it is live for extended period
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of time uh anyone who you if you want to make fun of the story lines go ahead but
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do not underestimate them as live performance theater they they are the
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best they are the elite yeah you know comics comics are super com the
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best comics to be super funny but they ain't getting hit with chairs while being super fun
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oh my god that's it next time you go on stage give me the chairs
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we do a show uh me and me and some of my uh my buddies we do a show called laphamania
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uh around the wrestlemania season and we cut we we do a show that we do with wrestlers
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uh so we'll get wrestlers to come out and do spots we do spots we'll have comics come out and cut promos on other
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comics it's like a really good time uh because i find that a lot of comedians are
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into wrestling yeah you know because they get it a lot of them get it like we wear our pain
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in here yeah yeah they they wear it both both places you know outside and inside
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the stories that they they put themselves in like cafe that whole cafe thing if you don't know what k fave is
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mary jane kayfabe is a term that they used in wrestling it was an old kearney term that means this is your you don't
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break character yeah if you were this person you are this person in life
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you know what i mean if you're a bad guy you don't be seen with the good guys you you flip kids off you do that kind of
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[ __ ] you know and mjf beautiful heel work by the way beautiful bad guy and
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like that was the thing and like they do that like they're so yeah i'm enamored with what they do uh
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some people are like oh man well it's fake and i'm like how do you fake falling 25 feet
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it's no more fake than a movie yeah right well they're
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is renowned for having something like i don't know eight back surgeries because even though his leg drop looked so so
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like people said it's such a weak finishing move doing that 360 days a year landing on
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his butt he says it just continued to shorten his spine yeah just by doing that one move like it's crazy what you
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see these guys do and like uh they've done these mortality studies where they look at athletes that have competed in
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various big events like uh and they'll compare them across like one was wrestlemania one
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and then like the equivalent super bowl major league world series and all that and something like 65
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or something like that of the wrestlers had passed and the closest to that was uh the nfl were 40. so they were 20
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higher than the nfl at likelihood of being dead uh but just because the tool they put their bodies through just to entertain
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people they're that passionate about their craft that people have literally thrown themselves off of 25 foot 30 foot
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just are you entertained right yeah the wrong are you not entertained um but like to
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be fair and you and i can i can stand and attest to this um if anyone out there thinks that a
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comedian standing in front of a room of people that knows that they're to stand there for about 45 minutes and in the
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first five minutes all they hear is crickets if they don't think that that feels like getting hit by a chair
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multiple times then they have not understood that especially when they finish the set
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yeah minutes what was the worst k what was the worst what was the worst
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walk uh like set that you've ever seen like have you ever seen anybody walk off the stage mid-set oh yeah yeah yeah but
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i mean he wasn't he was uh um he was an up-and-comer a guy that was on my
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mentoring squad but yeah he went up there he was supposed to do seven minutes and three minutes in
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um he he literally stopped mid-sentence and walked stage right and and left and i uh
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he was just it it nothing was working um and yeah it was i felt i felt
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horrible i felt horrible for him because to get to that moment where you're just like uh i'm outta here uh is was it was
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real tough to watch yeah that i've seen something like that it was at the comedy works in montreal back in the day uh is
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it like a open mic night and a couple of us were in the back of the room kind of hanging out and like there was like a newer guy
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who was he he he came in and he sat in the front row
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with his girl and then like four acts before he was due up he came to the back of the room
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and started shadow boxing around the place and i'm like oh it's gonna be [ __ ] great
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so he goes on the stage and starts telling a joke about how he had eczema on his on his private
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parts and like i don't i'm not a fan of dick jokes i don't like that humor it doesn't really work for me you know what i mean
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and i'm just like [ __ ] for real this guy's doing this [ __ ] the whole room got negative quiet
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yeah he got off the stage he walked right out of the room and then the host came back on and then
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he came back in the room and he started calling for his girlfriend come on we gotta go
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i got brought up after and i'm like man i'm so sorry people didn't want to hear about your lizard dick bro
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well it was so good i had such a good time after that we made fun of him we all laughed together
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uh and then i i never saw that guy again but when you're at the back of the room
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shadow boxing you're in the wrong place this is not a shadow box place you're not trying to
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fight the crowd yeah that's almost a uh that's almost a misunders it's almost a misunderstanding
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of the uh of how thin of a line we walk like you can in
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what i love about comedy and it might be what what really drives those that have been actually stayed in it for any
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length of time i love the fact that i can take the same material night after night on a tour and have and
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literally you can experience um standing standing ovation and
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crickets all depending on the crowd and to me that's amazing that you never know
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i walk into a room going oh my goodness i can't wait to see what's going to go wrong tonight like that excites me
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but that's why you have to try the same joke multiple times oh yeah you test it once and it doesn't work you're like
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that doesn't prove nothing yeah no exactly i remember once talking about [ __ ] experiences
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i was on the east coast of canada the east coast we were out there we were touring rad dads and we were out in
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prince edward island doing a show uh and this is one of the shows on like the north end of pei we were working
1:02:34
with this promoter who was he was like oh yeah and i'm like this guy seems [ __ ] shady you know i don't i don't like i
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don't like this so we show up at the bar like an hour before the show is supposed to start and there's nobody there
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i was like oh no that's not good that's not good well there's some people
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playing vlt machines in the back and like i'm like i started to get a little bit angry and we're getting like
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half hour before the show there's like five people in the room now i'm like [ __ ] man this is a bummer this
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is a [ __ ] bummer and i go outside i start having a cigarette and one of the guys from the vlt comes out and he's like oh you want
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to see karate and then he starts spin kicking and he almost kicked he kicked like right here in front of my face and
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i just looked at my buddy walter and i'm like did this piece of [ __ ] almost kick me in the [ __ ] face
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and walter was like what happened yeah and walter looked at me and was like this yeah don't don't don't don't don't i was
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like i was like this i looked at the guy i was like i have to go sit down i'll be right back
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i threw my threw my cigarette out i walked into the bar i'm like i'll have a beer please i got a beer uh me and
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walter sat in the bar it's like the five people we did the show for five people
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i said to the promoter after the show i'm like you're the worst promoter i've ever worked with in my life
1:03:56
this guy was like his best friend that he had to work the door and i was like why is your door guy trying to kick my
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face off you know i'm so angry before the show we did it and like the guy said he had
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like 115 people on the books five people show up we're like what
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that's bad average yeah it's not it's not great that's you know so i'm like okay wow note to self don't
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work with that guy next time we had a lot of really great shows on that tour and we got to take our
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families out and do like a atlantic canada little swing it's so much fun man i love it out there
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well hopefully uh hopefully uh live performance will it will come back hopefully come back sooner rather than
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later uh reese i want to thank you for uh for being on this today like sir in my head right now i'm looking at the
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time clock and i'm like like my goodness we could talk wrestling weed comedy um for another we
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could do a joe rogan three hour thing right now
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so um so we're gonna have to figure a way to uh to do this again because i know i know there's probably so many great
1:05:09
stories to come out of this um briefly here at the end though i want i definitely want you to take a moment to
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tell people where they can find you and talk just just a little bit of of the late night session how they can uh look
1:05:21
into that as well yeah find me on instagram uh at the address under me
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right now under that address uh and yeah every wednesday i do the
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late night sesh with my friends montreal comedians walter j ling chris vendito
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vance michelle and this week a new segment's debuting our entertainment segment with uh writer as
1:05:47
featured on the interrobang marty young uh so we're debuting that new segment we do that every wednesday on youtube at 10
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o'clock and kelly's green lounge kgl tv i think good job youtube
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yeah and it's a great time it's like uh it's a late night show for people who love cannabis if you if you like weird
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commercials and where's my favorite part yeah come true that's definitely a highlight any final
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words mj um i just want to say because you were saying weird hairy dudes i'm like i can't remember the name who it is
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his name's always different well it's very critical okay so he his video what did you say you look
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like it's a dumbledore dumbledore the shadow is like yeah he looks
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that's what we do though we say things that may or may not be true nft nft for life well you know what um
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social media and media and all those newspapers whatever they've been doing it for years you said it they don't care
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if they're right they just want to be first so we're just going to say it and if it's right well they used to care
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they used to care yeah when there was more independent things that weren't all corporate oh yeah yeah they used to care
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but now when one person can own nine different newspapers something is a rotten in denmark you know
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i agree agreed it's a little bit [ __ ] so like you know it is unfortunately
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what it is hopefully people can start becoming media literate and start seeing their you know what what what's
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happening and they take that with whatever i just want to go back to [ __ ] normal
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i'm exhausted i don't give a [ __ ] about anybody anymore look at it
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well you know reese i have um a magazine here that said betty white celebrated her 100th birthday well she did
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technically but well we know she didn't live right like she she didn't actually
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celebrate her 100th birthday so my point is just because you read about it
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seen it it was imprint in the mainstream in the whatever you're finding these things yeah just do a little research
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same thing goes for what joe rogan says everybody okay i got to put that out there too
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because i caught some heat earlier this week when i shared my opinion on old gi
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joe rogan we'll get into a
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we got to cut this before we talk for another hour although i would enjoy that so we will definitely set up another time for that
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um reese thank you so much for joining us everybody follow reese reese turner there late night sesh on facebook at
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kgltv and as well his instagram here um cheers
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to you sir thank you so much stay well keep on laughing and we'll
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talk to you soon
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