The Noobie And The Doobie
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Partying With Snoop Dogg & Bears w/ Guest Choclair | Lift Expo, Hempwick, Care Bears, Mandela Effect | Ep31
It's party time! Choclair shares about hangin' with Snoop Dogg. Also, Timmy & Mj drop multiple F-bombs; learn about the LIFT Expo; get baffled by the Mandela Effect; discuss Hempwick; share a Care Bear Stare AND much more...
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[Music]
coming up on today's show we're going to
be finding out what's been happening in
the news including a conversation with
barry smith the director of content from
lift and co
our word of the week this week will be
hempwick
and as well we'll be having a high five
list which is the top five most
interesting impactful and powerful bears
in history
ooh i look forward to that list and
after that we are going to do a mary
jane strain and i'm going to tell you
what atf stands for and i am atf
i don't think that's right to me
after that with a conversation with sean
claire part three of our interview with
the canadian rapper
[Music]
this podcast is for adults only should
not be used as a meal replacement and
may contain nuts
[Music]
hey everybody and welcome back to
another episode of the newbie and the
doobie my name is timmy i am the newbie
mary jane i am the doobie today is party
with your bear day i know and i'm sad
because i forgot my bear at home do you
usually have your bear with you
i don't that's why i left it at home
because i forgot it was a party with
your beard bear was partying too hard
last night with like i'm not getting up
for an early morning of podcast
recording you know
yeah well she sings too what does she
sing uh a beatles classic
okay let me guess
um i'm gonna go with
how sad it is that i don't know any
beatles classics oh hard days i thought
you were just gonna say help
oh that would be a good one too
okay uh hard day's night no no no no
we're not gonna yellow submarine oh no
oh that would have been a good one
though that's the song my mom used to
sing to me while i was holding my bear
when i was a kid yellow submarine we uh
was there a reason did you did you have
a submarine toy
i was i was born and raised in a
submarine off the coast of newfoundland
actually yeah not ireland you know i
said you know no not off coast ireland
my dad had already come here but
interesting though this is so funny um
you know that the canadian military
we're in canada by the way for those who
don't know the canadian military has um
three submarines
uh two of them are in the west edmonton
mall
because they're doing a good thing it's
like oh oh you know we've got a war
coming in wait are they wrote everybody
can you go inside though yeah apparently
yeah i think you can like go again i've
always wanted to go to the west segment
to mall that is on my bucket list i want
to ride the roller coaster in the west
edmonton well and go on some submarines
you see the guys going in they're going
guys listen hey
put down the chocolate bar i need you
and you help we need to carry this
submarine outside because we've got a
war did they they had to have obviously
either built the mall around these
submarines
or the more likely yeah dismantled the
subs and brought them in and brought
them there
then then you start to question how they
got put together in the first place are
they even stable now who knows maybe
maybe jim the you know the
the custodian of the mall was like hey
jim can you put that submarine together
you had to learn some little tricks of
how to weld glue and stuff and
so who knows but uh anyways that may or
may not be true that's something we do
on this show is spout off information
yeah we don't know
the submarine story is true but we don't
know if the custodian now i'm hungry i
said sub and i was like oh wait when
you're saying did they put it together
properly i'm thinking about like lettuce
and tomato
like okay let's talk let's talk about
the something because i still think
about the bear
no i don't want to
okay so so there was there was a sign on
the side of the road right
and it said subs
no it didn't what did it say it said the
sub shop oh sub shop that's right this
is spelled
s-h-o-p-p-e yeah no well sub was spilled
no suv but it was it was s-h-o-p oh
you're crazy s-u-b is that what people
say
are we okay i've heard people say that i
think sun under a bit
i didn't finish it i said no you said
son i did okay so okay so the sign read
the sub shop yes right
and i i don't even want to say it tell
the story the listeners and watchers no
this is one story i know but it's a good
story go ahead it's a horrible story
because i thought it was like the prop
store
so do you know what a prop store is a
prop store it sells props
what kind like for movies and stuff what
kind of props
for boats
oh like propellers ha ha see and this is
where i was trying this is where my
confusion was i just don't understand
why i was with some propellers no i
thought it was parts for submarines okay
all right i didn't know that only three
of our submarines two of them were in
the mall or else i would have been like
that's a sandwich shop i was like
clearly that's a sandwich shop and and
we had a very long discussion in in all
fairness
you were doing a job where you were
delivering
baked goods
to this location so you were in that
store you knew what was being sold even
if there wasn't a store no i stand by
what i say it's like a prop store if i
see the sign the sub shop
in my mind and deep in my heart
i know that this place is selling
submarine sandwiches who sell submarine
sandwiches in canada other than subway
mr sub and quizno subs those are the sub
places you have the sub shop i only know
you only know the the big boys what
about the mom and pop shops the mom and
pop shop too they just they never
specialize in just subs i've never seen
so i was like
it
okay well i think i didn't want to get
into this this is something that we
should mention
go on to our social media this is
something i think for sure we will
mention
if you see the word the sub shop or the
words
do you automatically assume that it's
submarine sandwiches
i do
oh yeah i tried saying that it wasn't
like a submarine or something like that
i don't know what i was obviously not
thinking it was a very weird
conversation but for the record
as she often tells me it's never the
weed no
it was never the weeds never the weed um
so i did want to give my
my good friend um
some love be careful with him and some
recognition
so
this here
hold its head up it's like a little baby
this here is bear
not berry not berry this here is bear
not fluffy this is one of my
um
first stuffed animals um i had bear and
i had monkey who was actually in a pink
baby suit right now i probably should
have brought monkey because bears never
bear literally has never been separated
from monkey this is the first time bear
has taken a road trip
um like ever
um he looks so
monkey has a pink baby suit that was
mine
it's a onesie that i put on monkey so
bear monkey they were also friends with
hippo and they also had a friend named
elephant now bear's nickname was king
because my sister had queen they were
the king and queen of all of the stuffed
animals okay so like we had a whole
world but we weren't very creative like
you would think like i'm a stand-up
comic
i can tell like it was literally monkey
monkey wasn't mine
and bear and a hippo was actually hippo
so it would be funny if hippo was named
monkey
right but you didn't even do that i
didn't even like pull off the the irony
or whatever that that could have been
well since we're talking about lack of
creativity
every single doll or baby or barbie that
i ever got
was named jessica
okay all right if you search
i'm pretty sure
the number one girl name
the year i was born
was jessica it was jessica
and that's how wow and i don't know if
because
i wasn't named jessica
and in my class there was a lot of girls
named jessica right
that
you know jessica was the pretty one
jessica was the popular one jessica was
well when you have that many jessica's
they can all have his title exactly
jessica was everyone exactly well fun
fact the number one name of boys when i
was born was bear no
interesting story true story so this is
my bear legitimately from my childhood
um i don't know what used to be on the
keychain he's got a pin of garfield
garfield was garfield was the first
cartoon character that i ever drew so
one day i wanted to be a pin um that's
i'm a pin yeah don't hurt
no no i know that's why i asked to see
like is there an age on this
well there's no age on the button that's
what i was looking for um
a number okay this says actually it does
it says copyright
1978.
wow
so bear has been with you for since you
were five since i was five
see i have stuffed animals still from my
childhood but i have
wrinkles the dog yeah do you remember
wrinkles you put your hand in the back
yeah i remember the
he was my best friend um i don't have my
glowworm anymore which i absolutely i
i wish i had my glowworm i remember
those commercials right um and i have an
elf doll
that i still have
and i have an et doll
so i i clung to those things that
i loved the show elf
i loved um
i loved the movie e.t
and my glowworm got me through many many
nights because i hate sleeping in the
dark or at least i used to now i sleep
with like
this thing over my eyes over your ears
yeah i have this thing i don't want bugs
bugs and it's like
it muscles the sound that's what i tell
everyone it muffles the sound that's
that's what i'm saying and i'm sticking
to it
nice but yeah i have those but i you
can't change elf's name
well you can
you can
i no it's not i guess it's kind of like
it's kind of like when you've got those
um cabbage patch dolls right they came
with a name and that was their name but
i could name bear because he didn't have
a name so this is his tv debut
we used to do stage plays with him
growing up but this is his tv podcast
youtube debut ladies and gentlemen and
he's sticking his tongue out hello to
bear this is this is my life
i'm so happy about that i've been really
funny if you would have fell off the
shelf
so i'd like to know which month that was
but but yeah i had them when i was five
so so that's do you have time to call
your mother
be like that show
would you like would you like to call a
friend i find out how old there is i
should look into that i'll send her a
message we don't know his birthday but
we do know some celebrity birthdays
let's get to those before we get the
rest of the show going what do we got
today uh we have maggie gyllenhaal
maggie gyllenhaal i do know her she was
in batman isn't she jake's uh sister she
is jake's sister okay okay i know i used
to think they were married but they're
not oh no no they look too much alike
too
although some married couples if you're
married long enough you spend enough
time together they say you tend to look
like in some places you can marry your
sister too so who knows
okay moving on so how old is maggie
maggie is 44 44 okay we also have missy
pyle from galaxy quest which i have
never seen i think that's the tim allen
but we did some research and here is
where we have a mutual
connection okay yeah this this blew me
away because i was like oh missy pyle is
in b has been in multiple things there's
one role i can't i do not know what it
is um
speaking of marrying your family members
she oh
it's harold and kumar
she was in heralding cooperation she's
in harold and kumar where they meet um
which one they meet them in a cabin
i can't remember they meet them in a
cabin and they're like hide in the
basement it must be number two because
they're running from sure it was
probably called harold and kumar go to a
cabin well they end up in the basement
and they're like be quiet and then all
of a sudden there's like this like
cyclops downstairs
turns out it's their kid
okay yeah anyways anyways she plays like
the weird cousin
or married whatever so like she's been
in lots and lots of movies and i was
like oh my god yeah of course she's in
galaxy quest and i love that movie so
we're definitely that's gotta go on the
bucket list right um but when you told
me that she was in dodgeball i'm like
no
that was ben stiller's wife that was the
christine girl and you're like no no no
no no she played she played fran and i'm
like no way fran had a unibrow yeah look
at the pictures it believe me i had no
idea look at missy pyle and then look at
fran and you tell me he goes laser
blazer
grazer and fry you tell me
that that dodgeball did not deserve an
academy award for makeup and and and
costume for that movie it's as good as
monster with charlize
seriously look it up yeah who and who's
our last one today uh i just want to say
missy is turning 49. 49. pretty good for
four very good for 49. um and brooke
elliott from drop dead diva
is looking very beautiful at 47. 47 all
of them uh younger than i am yeah older
than me but uh i hope i look as good as
they do as fran
you're on your way
i plugged
well how about this are we ready to get
rolling oh timmy you know i'm always
ready for that
roll it
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what's been happening
in the news
in india a highly venomous snake was
rescued from the fishing net
that snake was so thankful that to show
its gratitude it had its rescuer for
dinner
and in other news scientists have now
proved that fish use poisonous snakes as
bait
chicago firefighters rescue groom's
wedding band from a sewer immediately
following the ceremony
unfortunately they were unable to save
that marriage which has apparently
already gone down the drain
illusionist escaped straitjacket 300
times in eight hours for guinness world
record
now that would seem very impressive
unless you understand the meaning of the
word illusionist
he was not even in a straight jacket he
literally
took a jacket put it on took it off 300
times but that doesn't sound nearly as
exciting you know that it took that man
a minute and a half each time he took
that straight look
check this out
time me
one mississippi two mississippi three
mississippi four mississippi five
mississippi six mississippi seven
mississippi eight mississippi
i literally would shatter that record
and then say i'm an illusionist
man swapped wife's cat six years ago
she still has no clue
for the last six years that same man has
had to bite his tongue every time
his wife made note that he didn't notice
her new haircut
georgian judge banishes elf on the shelf
from his county
elf appears on georgia's
judges
fireplace mantle
georgia judge
banishes elf from mantles
alph appears in georgia judges sock
drawer
georgia judge
presses stalking charges
pun intended
georgia police dismiss georgia judges
crazy scrooge fears
elf appears
in georgia prison after killing georgia
judge
now he's serving 25 years to life
i'm glad we don't live in georgia
british columbian woman distracted by
cell phone gets licked by bear on front
porch
and in related news
a woman watching a viral video
of a woman
being distracted on her phone
and getting licked by a bear
was mauled by a bear
okay so now for the cannabis news
we had the pleasure of speaking with
barry smith from lift and co this week
here is that conversation and today
we've got with us our guest barry smith
uh he's the director of content from
lift and co the expo that's coming up
barry thank you so much for joining us
thank you very much for having me i
really appreciate it
what is lyft what what is happening and
uh how can we uh get people to uh to get
down there and then check it out
this is an event that's for
newbies you know and the aficionados as
well right so it's people who are
interested um in finding out what kind
of new product there are because they
may have
experimented with cannabis in the past
from a recreational standpoint or even
from the medical standpoint and looking
at it from a therapeutic
um sort of perspective and they might
even also be going because they're
looking for their elderly parents and
whether there's some solutions there
from a therapeutic standpoint so
it's very much industry like you said
but it's also very much consumer and
patient oriented as well so we can kind
of cover the whole gambit and it's also
sort of split up into chunks you know so
um for example we have the lyft cannabis
business conference which is very much a
sort of business strategy c-suite uh
full-day
comprehensive business conference it's
sort of separate from the expo it's the
day before right and then we have three
days of the expo the first day is an
industry day so that's all those folks
who work in the industry that are
professionals
we program everything and then if that's
my principle responsibility is to do the
research identify what the topic should
be and find really good speakers to talk
to those topics so on industry day for
example it's for those professionals at
all levels of the industry whether you
are working in it already do you want to
work in it
and then it's also too for those who are
looking to advance their career maybe
look at the competition and see if
there's opportunities where you know in
other companies so we try to make sure
it's very broad in its appeal on this
industry day
and then on the saturday and sunday the
consumer days weekend um that's focused
on consumers and patients and it's all
about identifying new products seeing
what the license producers have to show
what the retailers are so it really is
giving people a fun sort of entertaining
a lot of pizzazz but it's an education
as well i'm really excited about it and
i'm very proud of what you know what
we've produced
we've had plenty of time to do it in a
sense because of covid you know having
to delay and so on but we really did
want to be bold and we wanted to be like
the early bird and get back out we're
very much adhering to what the
provincial rules are and and doing our
very best to make that as streamlined as
possible registration so we're very
confident about that i know you guys are
kind of like kind of like canada's
wonderland and the fact that they're
always trying to bring something new
next year what am i going to see this
year that's different and new and
exciting that i'm gonna get like
excited about we've also added this year
a lift psychedelics business summit as
well so this is the first time where
there's a business focused uh event all
day again comprehensive and again for
that sort of strategy and sort of
c-suite folks
that's on the
november 19th
it's the same day that actually the
industry day is so that way people can
go to both but we were told in january
of 2020 that um we had some psychedelic
uh psychedelics panels and people said
it was great but we want more so we've
decided that we're going to step in
again in that kind of leadership way
it's like let's do something about
business and
about investing we want the scientists
where we want the medical practitioners
there we want the patients there because
psychedelics is about medical therapy so
that's brand new and
uh tickets are going well and everything
so we're really happy that they're we've
stepped into a spot where we can
you know teach and learn about
psychedelics and where that's going
we've got some of that in the expo as
well right you know psychedelics primer
so we're adding psychedelics into that
sort of larger cannabis sort of
framework as we've had before so that's
going to give some people some
opportunity to kind of learn some other
stuff and it's pretty cool and amazing
stuff right i mean what's possible there
and cannabis as you know like the
industry has grown has assisted you know
the movement forward
for psychedelic therapies right we
learned an awful lot from cannabis so
that um will expedite things and
hopefully make best practices come more
quickly and that sort of thing so then
you mentioned like a vape lounge like
here's fun stuff right
we're gonna have um in the agendas as
well for instance um you know love and
romance and cannabis you know fun with
cannabis like where are the great places
to stay that are 420 friendly right
right
um all sorts of cannabis sort of
entertainment stuff so things like that
we've got there as well i mean pet
treatments i mean everybody wants to
know about that
oh yeah
right yeah so added all those things
like beauty treatments topicals we've
added all of that um real sort of i
guess in the sense of human interest
stuff right so it's not all about sort
of white coats and ties that sort of
thing so that's what we've added in
there as well as we've got a like a
really fantastic after party that we're
doing with liverpool and other sponsors
and that's going to be the alma combo so
it's just opened up in toronto
that famous toronto venue you know
famous for the rolling stones and a
great deal many others yes we've got
that going on on saturday so we really
wanted to make sure this was fun and
entertaining and that's the consumer
side of this right yeah sure it's
buttoned down in business but then it
really just opens up to the consumers
and it's also a focus on what consumers
want so that's important to business
right i mean come find out do your real
marketing research with your real market
who are here our audiences is pretty
unique i think in the in the cannabis um
entertainment world they have a large
base of newbies um either they can
they're just beginning or they have no
no interest in cannabis at all but they
have
children um parents family around your
friends that do and they just want to
understand a little bit more
what would you say to both the newbie
and the doobie
why is it a benefit to
both of those sides to come together to
be that this isn't just a doobie event
what is it what is it for both sides
well you know we've said this word
education it's an education i mean it's
a trade show and it's an education it
really is an opportunity
you won't have another opportunity as a
consumer as a newbie to talk to so many
people right even if it's just about is
it safe you know you can ask that
question over and over and over again
right up to the doobie it's like wow
like what am i going to experience
should i try this where can i get it
what's your tips for it you know and you
know
they're probably not and how am i going
to be safe but they want to know that as
well so that's what actually is on
is the opportunity here is the enormous
number of people that are really
experienced that know their stuff
you know that have more experience than
me
you know that can see here's the
experience for me here's what it could
be for you here's what you have to be
mindful of and go talk to all the other
people that are here and get lots of
information
so they can find out about the fun and
they can find out about the benefits
newbie or newbie we want to thank you so
much for taking time to spend with us
when is it where is it how to find more
information
okay so it's the full expo goes from
november 18th to november 21st so
thursday through
sunday
on thursday uh november the 18th is a
lift cannabis business conference it's
all at the metro toronto convention
center on november 19th is the lyft
psychedelics business summit and that's
also at the mtcc
and then the industry date and consumer
days of the expo and the trade show
floor opens that's november 19th to the
21st friday through sunday
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let's get to our word of the week shall
we
we
shall our word this week is
hempwick
hemp wick yes one word but you know
those compound words hempwick
yes all right
so hempwick is a twine
that's made from hemp
and coated with a beeswax
so it's like a candle
um
yes and no
a candle is beeswax with a wick in the
middle
this is just the hemp wick just the wick
itself the twine and it has a very thin
coating of um beeswax on it okay
all right you're curious right like what
do you i it's for yeah i've you it's not
channels in all the things that you've
talked to me about just in our personal
life yes um i have this this is one of
the few words that i
am
i don't think you've ever brought up so
i am very interested so i actually wish
i had some here to show you uh a lot of
people know what hemp cord looks like
for jewelry you'll see people that have
this brown
um mostly brown corded uh necklace with
like a beads or bead beads something on
it
hempwick looks like that except you'll
notice the difference because it has the
waxy coating on the outside
and it's sold specifically for
lighting your joints pipes bongs
and the reason you would use hemp wick
over a lighter
is because i just happen to have my
bong here just just happen to have my
bong so
when you have a unit like a bong and you
fill your bowl
most people then take their lighter
and light the unit
everybody's like the water starts coming
down
don't joke
it would be even funnier because there
is no fire thing so if water was coming
down and you know something went weird
so when you do this what happens is
you're actually pulling in
the lighter
flame
into the flower product
in to the smoke so
you're inhaling some of the the butane
or the lighter fluid okay from the
so to prevent this it's actually a
healthier method to take the hemp wick
which you can actually wrap around your
lighter because it's that waxy so you
can wrap it around so you always have it
on you you always have like a piece on
your lighter and then you just loosen it
a bit light the tip
and then use the hemp wick
to light your unit
so you wouldn't put it in kind of like a
bomb
not a bomb a bong oh like when you would
like a candle like you would yeah like
you wouldn't just put it in here and
then light the other end and go
no because it's not it's not a fast
burning it's a very slow burning it's
not a bomb it's a long
no but you still need a life yeah a good
call
i was waiting for her to get that i
actually reviewed that movie on our last
episode so go check that out harold
kumar escape from guantanamo bay i love
the cinema reviews you have to check
them out check out last week's cinema
review um
i had a
interesting take yes
okay so
um i have never seen now mind you you
don't use a bong very often no i consume
joints primarily so i've never seen you
with a hemp wick do you know people
that use them yeah i find people that
consume bongs or pipes and actually care
about their consumption
will tend to try and find healthier
cleaner ways to consume their product
now
there's a reason why i know people out
there probably like oh my god she's
holding a silicone rig right now she's
she smokes out of silicone and i'm like
yes
i do do you know why
because i'm terrible at cleaning
my units oh yes and i've been looking
for years for a unit that is hollow all
the way through see how you can see
through
most most glass units
have ice pinch here it's it's like three
indents which causes you can toss ice
down the top and it catches it you know
call it ice catcher okay
i don't like that because i want to be
able to stick a brush
a bottle brush down inside and i can't
clean the bottom of the unit so
with the silicone one that i have
i'm able to take it apart just as you've
seen
clean it put it back together
everything i can take everything out of
here everything's removable everything's
cleanable so if somebody cares
about
the cleanliness of their bond water um
you know their bowl if you see somebody
with a nasty bowl and nasty water
chances are they're not going to care
about the lighter fluid
right so someone with a clean bong
could possibly be using hemp wicks
because it would be a symbol of that of
your general care in general yeah
general care in general it's like a
respect thing for your body um
because people like it's to have a
cleaner healthier better way to consume
cannabis i mean it's bad enough we're
already
putting it into combustion
there are carcinogens that come with
combustion that's a topic i think we're
going to have in the future because we
you and i have talked a lot about that
uh absolutely about that whole thing of
going to still got this one issue of
dealing with lungs
and and that type of thing so yeah and
and i'm
i'm a smoker i will smoke over vape over
you know eat any day because
it's delivery method it's how quick it
it's its effect and like you said we'll
get in all that
yeah the hemp wick then is it's kind of
like the same thing of look you might
not change your your eating habit
overnight but
um you can you know
change it a little bit make make some
small change and so using a hemp wick is
kind of moving one step closer to a
healthier
way to consume i mean it's it's fairly
inexpensive
you can find it at your local head shop
or glass store uh go try it out see if
it makes a difference the hempwick
it's our word of the week
[Music]
well it is time for another high five
list high five
today's high five list is the top five
most interesting
impactful and powerful bears in history
oh
right i'm excited
we have two of our personal bears here
we didn't want to put them on the list
less people say that we were somehow
biased but we'd like to take a moment to
introduce them
mary jane my bear dude is actually
special because she sings a beatles song
hey jude
um no timmy not that one it's actually i
will
buy the beatles
they will
this here is my bear his name is bear
he also had a best friend named monkey
who happened to be a monkey
they had a friend named hippo
he was a hippo
so creative right
so they are joining us here today but we
are going to argue with the bears that
you
probably know now there are so many
impactful bearers in the world i've
actually left a few off this list feel
free this this could be the episode that
divides individuals and say how come
that bear didn't make the list that is a
powerful impactful bear if that really
stirs you up comment in any of the
comment boxes around and put in your
thing now i do want to give some an
honorable mention before i get to the
top five honorable mentions
yogi bear
from hannah hannah barbera um i always
wanted to be a cartoonist hannah barbera
with my forget boo-boo
well you can't forget boo-boo
so he would oh listen okay okay hey hey
hey i'm smarter than the average bear
that's pretty good eh uh you gotta say
hey boo boo
hey boo
then there is a fozzie bear the stand-up
comedian bear from the muppet show he
came around in 1976 wakka wakka
oh the brown one yes uh when you first
said fozzy i thought you said fonzie
like
you know the blue the blue no that's
gonzo fonzie was from uh happy days
oh hey
okay i get it
then there's paddington remember
paddington the bear from peru that went
to england didn't he have like a jacket
and a kind of like a
hat but not quite yeah he had a big kind
of floppy hat um loved marmalade i feel
like there's blue and yellow
paddington for some reason was that his
boots did he have like rain i think he
had yellow rain jackets
anyways he was very very polite uh
children um
even though you should be watching this
podcast but understanding mature
children if you want a role model
although we got into a lot of trouble uh
paddington was so polite always called
everyone mr and mrs and miss it was not
like that caillou kid
glad they cancelled him caillou is
literally the worst cartoon
in the world want some cheese with that
wine caillou
he can't have wine he's a little child
all right so here we go the top five
most interesting impactful powerful
bears and you're gonna say but you've
already listed some that's how big and
important these next bears come here we
go
number five
winnie the pooh
winnie the pooh came around in 1924 you
know people praise him now he's like
almost like a sage a a a wise they've
made movies and television shows and
books and they have like the what is it
called the wisdom of pooh or the the
tower of poo it's just fun to say well
it's every every it's always fun to say
poo
um winnie the pooh was actually a she in
real life
um it was she was no she was called
winnipeg the bear now get this
um there is a statue
of a um canadian lieutenant
harry colborne was his name he was from
white river ontario there's a picture of
of lieutenant uh
harry colburn with
winnipeg
the bear
um in winnipeg because that's so here's
there's the canadian roots to this
legendary bear so um the canadian
lieutenant harry colbourn purchased
the bear
um from a hunter saving it on the way um
i can't remember who was at the
beginning of world war ii or world war
one or near the end of world war one
but he was flying to england
he bought this bear from a hunter for
twenty dollars named it winnie after
winnipeg in canada
um brought it to the london zoo and so
it has kind of kind of rescued it i
guess but i mean i can't remember i i
mean times were very different now i
don't know if you could just literally
walk somewhere buy a bear for 20 put it
on your plane and you know travel across
seas i'm pretty sure that's you know
yeah i don't think that's possible i
remember last time i bought a bear for
twenty dollars
um no i do it was stuffed it was like a
stuffed bear it was yeah we're
at the mall
i bought it no i i bought it oh see i
can't remember the last time i bought a
bear that's where we have problems
so at the london zoo
uh a young christopher robin milne
fell in love with the bear enough that
when he went back home he named his t
renamed his teddy bear
winnie
after the bear in the zoo winnie the
pooh
pooh being the name of a swan that he
had also seen
i would have just called it bear swan
but he went with barry winnie the pooh
now that whole story and interaction um
caught the imagination of his father a.a
milne who ended up writing winnie the
pooh about his son christopher robin
isn't that amazing and the bear all
starts
from canada
number four on our list of the most
important impactful and powerful bears
in
history is smokey the bear 1944 he came
out he was the bear who was known for a
phrase that started three years later in
1947 by saying only you
can stop forest fires i remember
something vaguely about fire protection
right yeah
now
i was very young that phrase in in 2001
i believe was changed from forest fires
to wildfires because they realized that
not all fires happened just in the
forest
um
you know could be in the wild now mind
you maybe only you can stop fires might
just be a good thing in general because
you know you know because you know your
house can burn down and that's not in
the wild anyways
um he was uh intentionally spelt smoky
with an e
um so that they so because they didn't
want to actually have the
adjective for fire um in his name so
they named him smokey with an e in 1950
so six years after this cartoon bear
with only you
was put together a three-month american
black bear
rescued from a new mexico
wildfire
had his paws burned his back legs burned
he was rescued from that and put into
the washington national zoo oh
his original name was uh hot foot teddy
because he had had his paws burned
but they changed it to smokey bear um he
was technically now the living icon the
the living representation of the cartoon
smokey the bear
now he became so popular in the zoo that
in 1964
got his own zip code because he was
getting so much mail people were sending
mail like santa right exactly okay okay
you could probably just write
smokey bear
send it off
now he was a living icon there for 26
years uh he retired from icon status in
1975 died in 1976 and had like almost
like a state funeral but smokey the bear
was not just a cartoon bear but was a
real bear okay so these
five and four have been about real bears
correct okay number three i do not
believe is about a real bear but
what puts it on this list is because it
was as close to a real bear at the time
as you could find
well i guess not really because bears
don't really talk at least
dude
i don't know maybe they do i haven't
spent too much time around depends
anyways
number three on this list is teddy
ruxpin
you know teddy rackspace oh my god that
was like borderline creepy
1985 teddy ruxpin
was the first animated talking toy not
animated in cartoon an animatronic
talking toy kind of kind of like this
just like how this one sings
see kind of just like that the mouth
moves but it talked now as a result of
that new technology he had like
cassettes and stuff that you would put
in his butt yeah you bought special
tapes that told stories so he could read
too i think there are stores actually
now that you can buy tapes to put in
your butt anyways
um
he was the best selling toy in 85 and 86
because it was so amazing that they had
this this animal that could talk um
ended up getting a show as was the case
back in the 80s almost every popular toy
ended up getting a tv show it was part
of it was just basically long
commercials it was the adventures of
teddy ruxpin and it was him flying
around in his hot air balloon for the
record i actually told a young girl
years ago
while i was just a immature young boy
that teddy ruxpin had died in a hot air
balloon crash um i'm not proud of it i'm
just telling you that that's a personal
connection to teddy ruxpin anyways
he had that tv show from 86 to 87.
now
he was only available from 1985 to 2019
so if you find a teddy ruxpin now um
it's very rare pick one up because it is
no longer in circulation however
nintendo has teddy ruxpin to think
some people believe
that teddy ruxpin the technology of
teddy ruxpin
actually helped um the movement of
nintendo from japan into the american
market because at the time
listen to this this is so amazing the
american press was very skeptical about
um
the nes coming here okay because a
couple years earlier in 1983 the video
game market had kind of fallen apart in
fact one video game uh magazine actually
wrote the video game market in america
has virtually
disappeared
think about it now with with the way
video games just like that person's
career because he didn't know what he
was talking about like think x games now
or not x games the uh the video game um
like yeah the esports the esports is
more more it's bigger than regulars like
like on the field sports nowadays
those stadiums are filled with people
throughout the years um teddy ruxpin had
different uh in incantations or
incarnations or whatever they are
reincarnation and in 2006 actually
popped back into the forefront of
technology
as being the animated interactive plush
toy of the year so for a 20-year span
teddy ruxpin a couple times was kind of
like on the forefront of
stuffed animal technology but actually
um was part of his his
boom in the 80s
people actually say helped nintendo make
its transition and so that's a pretty
cool thing number two on our list of the
most interesting impactful and powerful
bears in history
i would say are the berenstain bears
why do you say it like that because most
people think it's the berenstain or the
berenstein because a lot of people
believe wholeheartedly that it is
s-t-e-i-n
at the end but it is not baron stain is
b-e-r-e
s-t-a-i-n the barren state i don't
believe
true story
now i actually here's the thing i
actually
wrote on my card berenstein with an e in
it um and
apparently that's what everyone thinks
now that's called the mandela effect the
barons stained bears came in in 1962. uh
the big honey hunt was their first book
over
300 titles have been done
260 million copies have been sold in 23
languages and still
because of the power of the mandela
effect
with all of that people still believe
that it is spelled with an e and not an
a
mary jane has actually gone off to see
if she has one of those books but let me
tell you this
as a side note the mandela effect in
case you're wondering
is the phenomenon that we believe to
that certain things were a certain way
and that somehow and some people will
now say it's like alternate universes
all of that stuff however the mandela
effect was because um a group of people
believed that nelson mandela
had died in prison in the 80s
if you don't know nelson mandela you got
to go even do it do it do a deep
research i'm not here to give you all of
history i'm just telling you
but he this man did not die this this
great historical figure did not die
until like 2013 but so many people
thought he had died in the 80s and so
now this sort of misrepresentation and
remembering is called the mandela effect
so after 300 titles 260 million books 23
languages
most people still think there is an e oh
you have the you have the books i have a
few
berenstain bear books
they all say
stain baron stain
berenstain berenstain what happened
i heard a theory
that somewhere along the lines i think
it was 2012
something happened they said
the cern collider did they did something
and it
changed and alternated alternated
our universe where everything is wrong
the monopoly man never had a monocle
all of that is true febreze had one e i
didn't mean this i didn't mean to stir
all of this up
i'm surprised that we actually didn't
have these books ready to go at the
beginning of the show
anyways here we go
there's something really learned
berenstain
number one on our list of most impactful
powerful number one
number one
and uh interesting bears in history
is
the care bears now
you might say
are those are they really the most
interesting and impactful i mean we've
had bears that have changed the
technological history of our world we've
had bears that
have impacted the mental psyche of human
human beings we've had real bears that
have become symbols for for fake bears
now
the care bears are on this list because
they are not maybe the most impactful or
the most interesting but they are the
most powerful the care bears stare this
group of bears would fire love and peace
and joy and happiness
from their stomachs like this the care
bears there they would fire it out at
the enemy and they would win every
single time that is the most powerful
thing in the universe everybody here do
it now do with us
everybody do the care bear stare fire
that yes there you go fire it off to
everybody now i actually have a song
that celebrates the caribear stare which
uh maybe we'll put a link to uh in the
description below as well really isn't
it celebrating celebration of the 80s
and the care bears were kind of the
um
all of the power of the 80s was wrapped
up into these little bears now the care
bears have been around a long time 1981
they were on greeting cards 1983 they
became the plush dolls 1985 to 1988 they
had a tv show
as well they had a caravan movie which i
remember going down to watch in the
theater
there were 10 original bears which kind
of grew and then one of them was um the
good luck bear and because of my irish
roots my mom had actually made like like
she made a care bear for me and my
sister she got a pattern and she
actually made a care bear i think i
think my sister had tender heart or
something
mom then
they created like the care of their
cousins which is ridiculous because
nobody wants a care bear that's a lion
that doesn't even make any sense they
were my favorite were they yeah the
younger generation didn't get it
so they had they this thing has grown
and it's still going today um it's been
resurrected multiple times in the 2000s
um and over 40 million care bears were
sold from 1983 to 1987. it's a lot of
care bears
multiple reincarnations they were from
kerala but these are the most powerful
bears in the world everybody now look at
look at us look at your neighbors look
at the people who are you who are all
gathered together watching this episode
with you and everybody one more time
send out the love do the care bear stare
from us to you from the new being the
doobie to all of you to jimmy to susan
no name
no names
we don't want to leave anybody out and
to you and to you that's a little pdst
from uh
romper room canadian show where they
would always say and we see you kevin
and you jimmy and you'd be sitting at
home going
they never said my name but then you
would watch again the next time kind of
like going to the casino like this they
got so close that's why they did it it
was crack for the children that's right
we just wanted to hear our names they
said jimmy that's so close to timmy so
i'm going to watch netscape next week
because i almost won yeah yeah
they said mary baine that's so close
the top five most interesting impactful
and powerful bears another high five
list complete high five high five
[Music]
welcome back to another segment of mary
jane strain what's the strain we got
today mary jane
well
timmy the strain we have this week is
atf
i am always atf
no timmy i think that's dtf
i'm not too sure about that one but
although
atf stands for
i'm not sure if i can say the last the
actual word i'm gonna say it anyways
okay and if we have to we'll edit it out
right
alaskan
thunder oh hold on don't be saying
thunder on youtube
alaskan peep
i didn't see that one coming
alaskan thunder or
matanuska
tundra i wanted to make sure i said that
right
i can imagine that's why they go with
the other the other name well i mean
people were probably not wanting to go
around asking for alaskan thunder which
is why
it's now atf and we all just sort of
know that it's atf
which is interesting
because a side effect of atf for myself
is i become dtf
that was one of the things that
everybody always used to say was it was
like you know get this strain because
it'll help you
it just basically makes me think of like
you're going into some sort of like
like um
uh
i'm trying to think of like like say
let's say the north pole
well even up in alaska like in a brothel
i'd like to get the uh alaskan thunder
well okay that's gonna cost you though
oh that's funny and they put you in a
room that's freezing cold
with like sounds of rain and [ __ ] and
they're like there's your alaskan
thunder there's going to be so many b
beans
okay so atf
is
a sativa dominant strain
named matanuska tundra after the region
that it comes from in alaska the
matanuska valley
sorry i'm just so proud of myself said
that i practice all week for that
the thc levels can reach up to 25 so
they can get really high okay and you
will get really high yep but not at
first
oh there's a delay yes so this strain is
known as a creeper strain
there's so much about this strain that's
incredibly interesting
could i have the creeper strain
so creeper weed is really interesting
because if you've never had a strain
like this
you don't know what i'm talking about
and you'll probably be knocked on your
ass when you experience it because what
happens is you consume it
and nothing happens
at least not right away which would be
dangerous because the first time i
consumed nothing happened but then like
it could have been one of those things
where it's like i just go like whatever
and then like six hours later
i'm like i have the creeper well it's
it's exactly that say for example you
have something to do later on in the day
right and you consume you know i should
be good in four hours
and nothing happens for three hours i
really plan this one out and all of a
sudden bam
you get hit by a wall i don't know i
don't know if i like the fact that you
have to do that much that much work and
schedule indigo
you know like i've seen you just go i'm
going for a smoke there's no thought
process it's like i'm going for smoke
and you grab something and you smoke
like this one it's kind of like okay
let's see am i free from this time oh i
got this appointment
here i gotta find time for this atf this
is the way i have always consumed
cannabis for myself is if i'm trying a
new strain i always try it
after i've done everything i need to do
for the day
when i'm ready to relax
and that way i know that if
it's too much
or i get hit with a ton of bricks the
worst thing that's going to happen to me
is i'm going to end up in bed with an
open bag of chips
well the worst things that's going to
happen to you if you get hit by a ton of
bricks is you're dead
it just feels like a ton of bricks but
that's that's the heavy thc
combined with the terpenes which are
linoleul pinene mercene and limonene so
it's got like a a wide range of uh
because like linalool is more like
sleepy and limonene is more uplifting so
this is why it's like
it's not that it's a creeper and it hits
you all at once because the sativa
this is this is the thing with hybrids
when it's a sativa dominant or an indica
dominant um sometimes what happens is
when you first consume the cannabis
joint bone pipe next thing you know
you get the sativa effect you're super
excited uplifted energetic
but then the indica
side of the strain starts taking effect
and now you're starting to get slow and
tired and it feels like that wall has
hit
so that's and everybody is different
some people feel the indica side first
other people feel sativa and some people
just kind of have this nice mellow all
the way through
so
i would say
atf is a must try strain for anybody
who's like me and wants to to try as
many different things as possible
make sure you do it responsibly
safely and record your findings did you
like it
was it too strong
you know maybe you might be like oh i'm
never trying that one again
like bruce banner number three for you
this ain't the same for the newbie
we're talking high-powered stuff here
for sure and if you are a newbie and you
are going to attempt that
please make sure you have somebody there
with you so that way they can ensure
that you're you know they can talk you
down off that ledge and remember and
that you don't have a work zoom meeting
one hour afterwards that's true and
remember if you ever feel too elevated
um black pepper actually contains the
terpene karyophiline
which can help bring you down
nice
all right
everyone out there
the atf
enjoy
[Music]
hey everybody and welcome back to
another episode of on the spot with the
newbie and the doobie we are very
excited today to have our guest shock
claire in the house uh
i'm very interested as a newbie um and
met you at a cannabis event obviously
you perform at events um
cannabis or not you're just a performer
across the board but i am always
interested uh as a newbie of people's
cannabis journey um our listeners on
this show we're we're very happy to
discover our
um newbies and doobies that there are
people who watch this show um because
they know someone who who smokes
cannabis so they don't consume
themselves but my voice kind of opens up
a door for them to come in because i'm
kind of speaking from their side so
talk to us about your cannabis journey
even as it applies not just you as a
human being but in in your chosen
profession um just that journey and how
it's kind of unfolded
well i used to i
didn't start smoking
cannabis will use the the
proper name i didn't start smoking
cannabis
until
later in life like i was like probably
like 22 25 or something and you know
like most people
like i had friends that would go
all they had to do was get around the
fence of the school property so they
could smoke their cigarettes and read
come back in
skipping classes and whatever whatever
and it does it whichever it's all good
but i didn't learn i didn't get into it
until a while like after until my second
so on the ice cold album with let's ride
i wasn't smoking at all it's the memoirs
of blake savage which was the album
after that where i started smoking and i
only started was because i was touring
with razel
and the beastie boys dj mix master mike
uh over in europe and we were going to
amsterdam
and i was like
well when in amsterdam
like yeah because it wasn't legal
everywhere like you know like it was
very whatever and it's like i'm here and
i'm like when's the next time like these
are opportunities just because you're an
artist in whatever field of profession
that you're doing you get a chance to go
to amsterdam you're like i want to do
what they do and then when in rome right
right so i went to um
so we went to a cafe
uh me and a bunch of other people that
were already smoking and we went there
we go out there they gave us a big menu
of all this stuff like what you can see
online uh and everything um and uh i
went and we rolled i remember faceoff
was on tv they had tv right there and
face-off became one of my favorite
movies ever and uh i was sitting there
watching it and i was okay and then it
was wasn't until like three months later
so i would have my little one here and
here but i didn't really get it like i
didn't really get like what i was
supposed to be doing it just felt
different i didn't get it and i remember
we were doing a show me and my dj spence
diamonds we were doing a show in
kitchener and uh
i don't know we were back in the room
and we had our friends with us and we
were just rolling up and just
something that i wouldn't do now because
i'd never want to pay the 500 deposit
fee so uh just smoking in the room
and just putting towels on the door and
hanging we used to hang like the little
christmas trees that you get from the
gas stations all around the thing put it
in the blow dryer blow it so the scent
came out and whatever it never worked i
missed out on so much stuff oh you
really did
yeah we would do that and then once i
just started laughing and then he's
asking me why are they laughing and then
i just kind of saw the situation that it
wasn't in and this was just my own
moment and then i remember just telling
him i get it
like i get
it now like you know like
it's like you could go and for me it's
like i like to just be in a good space
like you know like i'm not trying to
like when people come up i think kat
williams had a comedy special about it
or something he put in the comedy is
like you know people come and be like yo
i got this new weed and it's called
murder death
bludgeon you and i'm like i don't want
that
like give me cloud nine right there
and then just let me sit there because
then when i'm there like i'm you
i'm functionable i'm there
i'm just easy i just go through the day
you know i just go through the day and i
just saw the fist bump so i know there's
something good
you use the word functionable and we've
we've talked about that never heard that
word until i said i was a 100 percent
functionable stoner
100 ago you're the only you're the only
other person i've heard say it so that
was what they said no no you've heard it
a couple times now because i think one
of our other guests said that he was
more functionable oh yeah
very interesting word so i didn't mean
to destroy the wrote the flow of your
story but oh no
but no but it's true it's like you know
like i don't need to like you know like
me and me socrates went to snoop dogg's
house one time and uh we got to go there
that was a privilege on its own and we
go there and then we're sitting in the
studio so if you've ever seen snoop dogg
sometimes he has that purple ceiling on
his um when he does his um
lives or his whatever so we're in that
room and soup is just up to us and i
remember this is like 2002 because they
were playing john madden in 2002 and
he's just like sitting there like hey or
of 2003 because he always had the
version of the year ahead so
so he was like yeah man you know you
guys from canada
yeah you guys you know you guys are
doing real good stuff
and then so by the time we're listening
to him talk about how great canadian
rappers are there's 18 joints on the
table
holy [ __ ] and he's just handing them out
and then i'm like okay so now me and sox
we're trying to be cool right like new
guys here like there's the alcoholics
exhibit
uh like all the west coast guys warren g
dj quick all the west coast guys are all
at his house because they were going on
tour at five o'clock that morning wow
and we just happened to be there at 10
30 9 30 that evening everybody's there
playing games hanging out and this guy's
throwing out all these blunts
so me and sox are sitting there and
you know we have one one two and and
this is right when chronic was coming in
because this is early 2000s as well
right like so it's like when it's not
it's like what it was like how it is
right now
and i just remember me inside i go to
stocks i said man i don't know if i
could do this anymore and start looks at
me he's like yo so he did one of these
you know like you lean around the wall
corner and slide out the side back room
just to be like whatever and then i
watched him play um john madden's for
the rest of the morning and then they
left to go and do their tour and then we
left and then that's where i just said
to myself i was like i just can't
i just want to be
again functionable
i can work oh if i need to take call
or this or whatever i can deal with it i
don't want to be like
i did this once i was sitting like this
and i wondered to myself and i said
i wonder how i look right now
so i got up
obviously i have to move my legs but i
tried to keep my upper body posed
exactly the same and i walked and i
walked to the mirror to go and see if
someone walked by me right now what do i
look like and i was like
oh my gosh
maintain brother maintain so
i'm a sativa guy uh i like the sativa i
i'll roll one and i could probably hit
it three times during the day because i
don't want to get extra i just want to
you know a little round off type thing
you know just a little round off let's
make it cool and chill and that's my
experience where like
there might be a night here and there or
whatever you just go a little bit ham on
it but
no don't i'm saying throw ham on it go a
little hammer
hard as i am mf uh uh
but like you know but for the most part
like one two i'm good you know and
then you know sky is brighter night's
better everybody laughs better all their
outfits look better my shoes i don't see
the scuffs on the bottom i'm feeling
better it's just a great
moment at that point and i like to stay
there no higher no lower just right
there
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